Batjokes'66 headcanons!

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• The Joker knows Batman'due south underground identity. He and Bruce run across in Joker's hideouts (he has several small-scale cheap apartments) or, every bit has already become a tradition, in a godforsaken bar with practically no visitors.

• The Joker was non the outset to admit his feelings towards Batman then it was Bruce who made the first stride (as a great detective and a reasonable person he could not deny his feelings just as he could non help but find they were mutual). But when Batman pushed him against the wall, the Joker, charmingly in love with him, was frightened by the fact his feelings can exist mutual, punched him in the face and fleed.

• After this the Joker sends Batman a note with "Practise you similar me? Yes. No." (If you cull"no" the note will explode)

• Their starting time kiss was in the "Tunnel of Love".

• Now imagine that in all Batman'66 episodes the Joker and Bruce are secret lovers and they are just playing. Bruce knows near Joker'due south schemes although he puts every piece of a puzzle together by himself.

• The Joker brings Bruce to picket movies at the movie theatre at night, illegally getting in through the back door. In the nighttime no one can see their faces.

• One solar day Bruce asked the Joker to exercise his makeup.

• Bruce, having incredible erudition, helps the Joker solve crosswords.

• They also similar to watch Television quizzes together. Bruce always answers questions that the participants cannot reply. And the Joker is demonstratively enraged calling him "Mr. Smartpants". Only in fact he does information technology admittedly harmlessly.

• The Joker loves to have abroad Bruce'south clothes and already has a small wardrobe with them. Bruce doesn't listen.

• They savor office-play. And they wearing apparel upwardly in costumes in their personal time playing the hero/criminal. Once they even switched roles and the Joker played the hero (yeah, permit's call up the Jokerman).

• They both can be a pinnacle or a bottom.

• Joker paints his nails.

• After some fourth dimension in the relationship the Joker made himself a gray-blue band and "accidentally" started to testify it to anybody and Bruce of course noticed it. So he fabricated himself a imperial-light-green band to match it and the Joker was delighted when he noticed it the next fourth dimension they met.

• Both love to employ affectionate nicknames for each other, specially Joker.

• They communicate past pagers. More than precisely, this is how the Joker associates with Bruce. At some point, he found out the number of his work pager and began to spam with meaningless messages so Bruce had to go a separate secret pager for the needs of their personal communication. Simply of course it did not stop the Joker from spamming letters to the work number.

• In addition to role-playing, they sometimes practice erotic punishment and dominant/submissive relationships.

• Bruce, being a bore, once quarreled with the Joker on the basis of his "creativity", claiming that what the Joker "draws" is very far from fine art. The Joker was terribly offended by information technology merely he didn't manage to sulk for as well long because of how dainty and kind Bruce was in everything else. Though he periodically recalled information technology to him. And Bruce never recognized the Joker's "creative genius".

• In general, Bruce is very patient and agreement and is oftentimes ready to support the Joker's slightly insane endeavors, if only he develops and grows above himself (and does not impairment others). He is proud of him.

• One day the fourth dimension will come when Batman will cease his superhero activities and together with the Joker (who will also leave crime) will openly live together (maybe move to another city). Dick, who already knew everything for a long time, volition accept it.

• The Joker arranges personal comedy nights for Bruce, telling jokes in a comb instead of a microphone, and although he is frequently not funny, Bruce lovingly listens to every joke and sometimes criticizes them.

• According to the lore of the series, the Joker vicious into a river with chemical waste so this is his "natural" pilus and face color, not paint. Talking about the colour of the residue of the body, what stops the chemicals from having an uneven effect on it and only making the confront white?

• I do not like to give the Joker an origin story merely I like to think that Joker'66 would accept done dancing and performing arts earlier (similar Cesar Romero).

• Joker doesn't similar brusque versions of his proper noun. No Jays. Only the Joker.

• At some point, the Joker became terribly jealous near Bruce and Catwoman and, since he and Selina are friends and he generally trusts her, he asked her to bank check on Bruce to see how much he actually is devoted to him (yes, I'1000 hinting at the plot of the 1966 movie). At that time Bruce had a small existential crunch due to the fact that he had a secret human relationship with the Joker and they had a falling-out because Bruce said that he could not live similar this anymore. But when he met with Selina that was seducing him undercover he realized how he actually needed the Joker and that everything that happened between them was worth it. The Joker, however, was withal angry with him for a very long time.

• Despite all the quarrels and disagreements, they nonetheless manage to get forth and they are comfy with each other 💖